Gifts Under £5, Gifts under £10,  presents in your price range

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by Liz - December 30th, 2015.
Filed under:, New Gifts, under £15, under £10, under £5. just added these new items
Inflatable Perfect Woman
Inflatable Perfect Woman £4.99
Inflatable Perfect Woman Sporting rather huge lady lumps and adorning classic prostitute attire, the Inflatable Perfect Woman is here because she fulfills all the criteria of any red blooded male...She has big boobs and doesn't talk back. That's right, the Inflatable Perfect Woman might have lobster claws instead of hands, no chin and slightly deformed feet, but that doesn't take away from her impressive cleavage and ability to not say anything at all. No moaning, whinging, talking back or watching Sunset Beach "Because evil Ben is getting married to Danielle, but she doesn't know that the good Ben is shackled in the basement..." Our Inflatable Perfect Woman is here for your inflatable eye candy needs...if you are in to woman under 2 feet tall with 1 eye slightly bigger than the other. What a hottie... Inflatable Perfect Woman Our Inflatable Perfect Woman fashions a black crop top, jean shorts and boots She measures approx 50 cm x 26 cm x 0.5 cm deflated and approx 50 cm x 26 cm x 11 cm inflated The Perfect Woman makes the perfect novelty gift for ages 16 to 160! Creating their own postcode, this Perfect Woman's cleavage is supported by a slightly humped back. Don't let this deter you! Just rest you cheek upon these love pillows and all your cares and woes will soon melt away. The Inflatable Perfect Woman makes a fantastic companion for those who aren't looking for a serious relationship. Don't let those gorgeous blue eyes fool you, this gal would talk dirty til the cows came home if she could speak. Not the kind of woman to bring home to meet your mother, although if you are known for your bad luck in love she's probably planning to get you one for your next Birthday. If you are finding the Inflatable Perfect Girlfriend too hot and desirable to look at, she can easily be deflated and stored with ease. What's in the Inflatable Perfect Woman box? 1 x Inflatable Perfect Woman Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Inflatable Perfect Woman
Breast Mug
Breast Mug £4.99
Breast Mug The Breast Mug makes time-for-tea sexy! You’ll have your very own pair of perfectly perky breasts to accompany you and your custard cream. Beware: Leave the Breast Mug in the office kitchen and you might never see it again! A mug with a boob job may seem a bit far-fetched, but trust us, the Breast Mug will grow on you and ensure things hot up straight from the kettle! With realistically erect nipples and a gorgeous silky soft flesh colour, you’ll be in sexy sipping heaven!   About The Breast Mug Made from quality-painted ceramic Measures approximately 13 x 10 x 9 cm Dishwasher safe The Breast Mug should not be used by young children due to scarring of young minds! How many mugs have you seen that celebrate the glorious form of womankind? For sexy women and randy men everywhere, the Breast Mug is a durable, quality-painted piece that will ensure things steam up - literally! From the back, the Breast Mug looks like any other unsuspecting cup, but turn it around and it’s big beautiful bosoms will knock you senseless! We’re predicting they’re about a C-cup but judge for yourself! Perfect with tea or coffee or a frosty beer, the Breast Mug is the treasure chest of the mug world! You’ll have a great time wrapping your knuckles around these sexy knockers as they warm your cockles on chilly mornings! They say you only get an ‘Ooh’ with Typhoo, but we’re betting the Breast Mug will give you more ‘Ooh’ than you can shake a tea-bag at. Buy one today! What’s in the box? 1 x Mug  
Extra Small Condoms
Extra Small Condoms £0.99
Extra Small Condoms These Extra Small Condoms are a great novelty gift for those who's 'one eyed trouser snake' is more on the 'pee-nut' side. The average penis size has plagued men's minds for years and whatever your willy size. These joke condoms are 2cm in diameter, so those with a tiny todger have no need to worry! The Extra Small Condoms make perfect Birthday gifts, Valentines gifts or Christmas gifts . There comes a time in some guy's lives where they have to admit that the King Kong they prayed for in their 'jungle of love' is but a mere sea monkey. Do not despair, these tiny willy condoms will be perfect protection for those naughty nights! The Extra Small Condoms come in a pack of 3 and will make fun gifts to embarrass and amuse. Great for stocking fillers or a silly gift for any occasion, these novelty condoms are hilarious! Extra Small Condoms Extra Small Condoms are white and come in a pack of 3 Extra Small Condoms are a novelty gift, perfect for those with a 'tiny tickle stick' Each Extra Small Condom is 2cm in diameter Extra Small Condoms pack is 11.5 cm x 14 cm x 1 cm Extra Small Condoms are great gifts for willy owners aged 16 to 160! Stuck for naughty, unusual gift ideas for him? Maybe you are going to a stag night and need a silly gift for the groom to be? Look no further, with our Extra Small Condoms! In fun 50's style packaging you will have great fun swapping these tiny novelty condoms with the real deal just before the groom goes on his Honeymoon. Put those sex fiends and peacocks in their place and make sure they open this hilarious gift in a crowd of onlookers... hopefully most of them women. What’s in the Extra Small Condoms pack? 3 x Extra Small Condoms Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Extra Small Condoms